Diary of a Hot Tub Babe – Nov 26: The Day My Swimsuit Tried to Humble Me 😂
Okay, so today I decided I deserved a tiny spa moment.
Just me, sunshine, and the hot tub that thinks it’s a volcano whenever I touch the buttons.
I put on my favorite pink “Babe” swimsuit — yes, the one that makes me feel like I should be in a music video even though I still trip over air — and stepped outside, fully prepared to live my best life.
Five seconds in, the swimsuit tried to betray me.
Not in a dramatic way, but in that “I-didn’t-sign-up-for-this-level-of-tightness” way.
I hadn’t even gotten into the water yet. I was literally just standing there like:
🌞 “Good morning, world!”
👙 Swimsuit: “We ride at dawn.”
Anyway, I made it through the photoshoot without tripping into the tub, which honestly is personal growth.
The hot tub jets tried to splash me in the face when I turned them on, but I’m choosing peace today.
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